Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.

"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"

by mobbSF November 1, 2009

shyster

Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.

My lawyers are a bunch of shysters

by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

shystery

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.

I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017

shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.

Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!

by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003