shuttlecock

the rare occurance when one combines a twat ball and pussy feathers.

Man : pussy feathers! the pitcher just threw a twat ball!

Woman : I know what a shuttlecock!

by malsal July 9, 2007

shuttlecock

1) one who swears profusely

2) a word that expresses extreme anger and/or disappointment

3) a naughty word

Cartman, from South Park, is a shuttlecock.

Oh, shuttlecock! I'm dying.

Mom: Timmy, I don't ever want you to use those shuttlecocks again. Try a politically-correct word like "whoopsies."

by the super siblings oxy & moron July 7, 2006

shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

Shuttlecock

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.

My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.

by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008

Shuttlecock

A way of wearing a shirt where only the very top button is done up. So called because the way the shirt resembles a badminton shuttlecock when worn in this fashion.

Did you see Conor? He shuttlecocked his shirt!

by Gaben69 May 5, 2011

shuttlecocker

A girl who can't make up her mind whose cock she's pleasuring tonight.

A girl who bounces between boys like a badminton birdie.

That shuttlecocking whore was going to hook up with me, but now she's back with her boy friend.

I totally got shuttlecocked by that cunt.

She's a shuttlecocker.

by Niente September 27, 2009

Shuttlecock

Shuttlecock. (noun)

a. A NASA or outer-space program that has only men enlisted for the mission.

b. To engage in sexual activities whilst on a space shuttle, regardless of if it takes place shortly after take off, during the mission, or a few hours before re-entry.

a. They're totally shuttlecocking the next 2010 moon-landing mission.

b. I have to be up here for 3 months and I'll be damned if I don't get me some shuttlecock.

by WWIII October 15, 2008