shuriken

Ninja Throwing Stars.

"I smuggled sum Shuriken in from Japan."

by Diego August 30, 2003

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

American Shuriken

The new Green Day CD that is so sucky that your only option is to use it as a ninja weapon and fly it at the first protester you see!

I flew mine into an anarchists nuts!
It's still embedded in his scrotum...

by OUCH! September 27, 2004

fuuma shuriken

A large version of a shuriken that when folded up looks like a kunai is a commonly used ninja weapon and be deadly bur is usely used for cosplay purposes

A large shuriken used by many characters in naruto

by Mr. Man April 4, 2005

shuriken

An affirmation of ability.

Lisa: Wendy, you can't fit another person in this car, can you?
Wendy: Shuriken.

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

shuriken

A four-pointed, star-shaped object used by ninja.

"The armoury included guns, knives, and a selection of shuriken."

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002