Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

SHRUBBERY

A British reference for a prostitute.

We will return here with a shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive.

by Robbie July 9, 2004

shrubberies

An object that is usually small and round-ish, and can consist of one or several various plants; usually fuzzy, short plants or thorns. They are known for their quaintness, delicacy, and outrageous prices. The Knights of Ni regarded this particular plant with great admiration.

"In order to pass by this way, you must give us... a SHRUBBERY!!! (scary music)"

"I am Jim the shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies."

by Iamthecow February 11, 2010

Shrubbery

Pubic hair, especially trimmed and/or styled.

Some like it bare but I like a little shrubbery.

by weirdunclebob November 20, 2010

SHRUBBERY

A tart berry (little lee-way please) who's tasters can't quite figure if it's good or not. Despite problems with an outside lack of intelligence, the shrubbery's approval ratings seem to stay above those of Johnberry.

I ate a Shrubbery and couldn't feel my tounge afterwards.

by cbeck July 11, 2004

Shrubbery

A pair of scrub pants that have been shortened to shorts.

you must find me a pair of shrubberys

by DJ Comphy October 21, 2011

Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020