Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

shrubbin

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.

Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.

by Jason Bond December 14, 2008

Shrub slut

Also known as a “brush jezebel” a shrub slut is someone who is willing to hide in the woods or bushes for a quick, branch filled bone session.

“How was the camping trip?”
“Fine, except I know Richard had a shrub slut out there!”

by Jadefox42 December 5, 2020

Shrubbing

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.

Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.

by kevin&gary October 17, 2010

Nub Shrub

The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes

Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub

by Sweatywedgie May 31, 2020

shruburb

A tent city for unemployed homeless people during the Bush Jr. administration.

The city was surrounded by shruburbs filled with hopeless, gaunt people.

by CatULuv2H8 September 4, 2003

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008