Shrub 

Shrub; An affectionate term for a Nin-can-poop, twat, fool, idiot, generally silly person.

He felt like a complete Shrub after he spilled the beans.

Stop being a Shrub Sandra and pull yourself together!

The Shrublettes couldnt be happier watching Disney Movies with the chief Shrub.

Shrub by The Shrub Doctor June 9, 2018

shrub 

Used as a nickname. A person who defers kindness, and isn't very tall. Also known by the stage name they go by, 'Heather'. The most important part of this word is the lack of capitalisation.

Person - "Hey shrub"

Another person - "What a fucking shrub"

shrub by bestday May 23, 2019

Shrub 

Shrubbing or to shrub. The act of a woman rubbing ones cliterous whilst taking a shit, thus encouraging both pleasure sensations to occur simultaneously.

He could no longer please his woman because she had mastered the art of shrubbing.

Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'

Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'

Shrub by 7up n Cider April 5, 2017

shrub 

Old school 90's term for a headbanger, very common in Langford BC.

Shrubs are typically seen wearing a Langford Tuxedo, smell like they've been smoking way too much bad shake, and have a tough-guy attitude that is directed most specifically at skaters

Dude that shrub's been beating the hell out of that skater for the last half hour!

shrub by diggerB February 5, 2010

shrub 

a young stoner in public school who has been a tobacco smoker for such a time that it has stunted his/her growth

Nelly is always hanging around with those shrubs at the breezeway. I think she might be doing weed now. Can Furtado even afford it?

shrub by ponte September 17, 2008

shrub 

Newark, Delaware, nicknamed as such for its shady unremarkability.

"You guys gonna hang in the shrub tonight?"
"Yeah, man, all up in shrub!"

shrub by Khora February 19, 2008

shrub  

shrub adapted from the european slang word brov is the female version of the word. The prefix of shrub comes from the word sister. Or shrub could also be used in terms of calling someone a prostitute.

wad up shrub

dam i got irrested when i was caught sleeping with that shrub last night.

shrub by Zack Kurs March 19, 2008