by SM3393 January 09, 2009
noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.
by osamalicksmyleftnut January 07, 2022
by The Whitest White Man Ever February 05, 2016
The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.
by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006
Smitty. Apparently the definition has to be atleast 20 letters but I don't have anything else to say.
by Deuce March 31, 2005
A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards
Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you
by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018