Shrimper
A derogatory Name for someone who is from up "Nort"(North). Sucks sperm out of an asshole with a crazy straw.
Shrimper by RcavH yzraC December 15, 2016
Shrimper
Shrimper's Cut
A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.
Shrimper's Cut by Def Dr. May 8, 2007
Shrimper-tantrum
Shrimper-tantrum
/ˈʃrɪmpər ˈtæntrəm/
noun
The sudden, spectacular, full-body meltdown a vertically challenged human throws when the universe dares to inconvenience them. Characterized by rapid arm-flailing, high-pitched screeching, stomping that somehow still doesn’t reach the average person’s kneecaps, and an energy output that could power a small coastal town.
That moment when the shrimp goes nuclear. All five-foot-nothing of pure concentrated fury exploding because someone moved the step-stool, hung the light switch too high, or had the audacity to be tall in their presence.
Coined by people who have witnessed a five-foot human channel the rage of a thousand suns and somehow make it adorable and terrifying at the same time.
/ˈʃrɪmpər ˈtæntrəm/
noun
The sudden, spectacular, full-body meltdown a vertically challenged human throws when the universe dares to inconvenience them. Characterized by rapid arm-flailing, high-pitched screeching, stomping that somehow still doesn’t reach the average person’s kneecaps, and an energy output that could power a small coastal town.
That moment when the shrimp goes nuclear. All five-foot-nothing of pure concentrated fury exploding because someone moved the step-stool, hung the light switch too high, or had the audacity to be tall in their presence.
Coined by people who have witnessed a five-foot human channel the rage of a thousand suns and somehow make it adorable and terrifying at the same time.
Usage examples:
“Bro just asked her if she needed help reaching the top shelf and she went full shrimper-tantrum in the cereal aisle.”
“Don’t poke the short king. One wrong word and it’s shrimper-tantrum o’clock.”
Synonyms: pocket-sized apocalypse, tiny tyrant protocol, mini-missile launch, ankle-biter Armageddon.
“Bro just asked her if she needed help reaching the top shelf and she went full shrimper-tantrum in the cereal aisle.”
“Don’t poke the short king. One wrong word and it’s shrimper-tantrum o’clock.”
Synonyms: pocket-sized apocalypse, tiny tyrant protocol, mini-missile launch, ankle-biter Armageddon.
Shrimper-tantrum by dou96nop August 3, 2026
filthy shrimper
filthy shrimper by halfevil333 August 8, 2016
shrimpwreck
1) Having mastery level skills in basketball causing all opposing players to be confused on the opposite end of the court.
2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).
2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).
Diver 1: "Oh my God!"
Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"
Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"
Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"
Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"
shrimpwreck by Joe E Bombz aka Bells August 6, 2017
shrimpees
Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
shrimpees by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009
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