shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007

Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

Shrimp Cocktail

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.

Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.

by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022