Shrekligion

The glorious following of the Ogrelord and his donkey and how he showed his people of the onion the way to everlasting life and happiness in the land of the swamp.

Shrek is love.

Shrek...is...life.

"Shrek is love, shrek is life, become a layer of almighty onion and follow the benevolent Ogrelord today, join the movement of Shrekligion.

by A layer of the almighty onion May 5, 2014

Shrekking

Uses the 2001 Dreamworks character Shrek as slang. Similar to "Shrek off!" and "What the Shrek?"

"get out of my shrekking way" "you're so shrekking loud" "fortnite is so shrekking stupid"

by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.

"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."

by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

by scumslug October 18, 2009

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014