Shrek 

A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"

Shrek by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 5, 2013

Shrek 

The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Oh my god! It's Shrek! I'M READY SHREK!

Shrek by ShrekIsReal September 20, 2014

Shrek 

The great savior who I pray to every night before bed

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Shrek by life is pain enjoyer February 21, 2023

Shrek 

shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions

*sees shrek* OMG SHREEEKKKKK *bows*

Shrek by nonameihavenocreativity July 27, 2018

Shrek 

A magestic beast who is Justin beiners father. One is often envious of green complexity.

Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life

Scooby Doo is one of the most shrek like shreks in the whole shrek.

Shrek by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit November 14, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Shrek by rock278 August 14, 2014

shrek 

god in his ogre form.

"Donkey, get out of me swamp."-shrek

shrek by snek. May 14, 2019