by shreksknee June 12, 2019
by Shrekmaster420 January 26, 2020
by oat milk March 18, 2021
Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him
by Sussybaka12345 March 06, 2022
Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
by C3T6 November 20, 2019
To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.
"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"
"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"
"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"
by cleohero September 10, 2012