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Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
by Border January 10, 2019
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Shquitler O'neal

a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal
oh shoot run shquitler o'neal is after u!!!
by elbendigo May 31, 2018
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Electric squiggle

When two erect men rub their socks on the carpet then touch penises to create an electric zap. ⚡️
Have you ever tried the electric squiggle? It’s awesome!!
by The real doodlebob June 21, 2021
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Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
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shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.
1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.
by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019
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shiggles

-a simplified version of the phrase "shits and giggles"
-a synonym for the phrase "for the hell of it"
by Chris Arsena September 3, 2003
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Squigglet

"Look at that tiny worm"
"That's a squigglet, man!"
by AlgernonIsMySpiritAnimal December 26, 2016
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