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Showstopper

Showstopper(verb): The process by which an entire fist enters the vagina for pleasure. May also be used for anal pleasure. In order of least resistance to higher resistance, teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, Showstopper.
My buddy skipped over the shocker and went straight for the kill, the Showstopper!
by Capt. L.J. Silver November 18, 2011
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The act of a person masturbating intensely and right as they are about to achieve a delicious orgasm they punch oneself right in the cock or pussy preventing oneself from jizzing.
About five minutes ago I was jacking off and right before I was about to blow my load I punched my dick so hard it was the best Showstopper yet!
by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011
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Anything said or done to put an end to something like an arguement or match.
So we were talking about whether the Catholic sin of presumption really existed, when one of our group read 1 John 5:13 which says "...these things I write unto ye, that ye may KNOW ye may have eternal life..."(KJV) That was a showstopper.
by Betterwatchit July 10, 2006
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the showstopper is a cousin to the shocker. It involves the entire fist of a male being forcibly placed in the anus of a woman.
Some people believe in the shocker: two in the pink one in the stink... im all about the showstopper: FIVE IN THE POO!!!
by RomeShake May 25, 2009
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A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!
Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!
by Safecracker G January 16, 2005
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A show stopper occurs when some gangster ass dude blows his load all over some dumb sluts face and then throws glitter on it.
Guy 1: "So i'm at 7/11 buying a slurpee, and this fly bitch and me started going at it. I bust my load in her face and it looks gross so I want to give it some shine, so i throw glitter on it."

Guy 2: Nice! A Showstopper!
by M. Pizzle January 6, 2008
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Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.
'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'
by the sodimizer May 23, 2009
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