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Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.
Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!
by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018
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showbolting

At 2008 Beijing Olympics,the showboating of Usain Bolt, 100m and 200m gold medal winner became so extreme that a phrase had to be coined in his honour.
Thus the term, show-'bolt'-ting.
Viewer 1: 'Man, I'm getting tired of his showbolting'
Viewer 2: 'Same'
by kingkwame October 14, 2008
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slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.
Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.
by Organics March 19, 2011
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showgloating

Praying in public and/or taking pride in praying during public events "like the hypocrites" contrary to Jesus' New Testament commandment in Matthew 6: 5-6.

Matthew 6: 5-6
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
The pastor was heaping praise upon showgloating high school athletes who chose to drop onto one knee and pray aloud just before the start of the big game.
by ElmerGantry May 15, 2017
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snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children
I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!
by kayaker101 November 30, 2010
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Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.
by Leon Llong July 5, 2010
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showboating

to showboat is to perform highly skilled tricks with a fooball during a game.
Now thats what i call showboatin'!
see joe cole or jay jay okocha.
by SeanX May 21, 2003
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