showerski

a bro taking a shower

I'm so hungover - I'm going to take a showerski.

by Benskii February 3, 2008

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014

Shoeshitshoe

Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.

Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.

by Chappy McBallsworth March 11, 2010

Showershitter

"Showershitter" is a term for people who, as you can see, shit in the shower.

Noun: Showershit
Verb: Showershitting

Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear the news about your wife?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It became public that your wife is a showershitter!"
Person 2: "Aw hell nah, not another kink that I have to deal with! I hope the kids never find out."

by CherryGoesBoom July 14, 2022

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

showerslut

rahima.

the shower calls *insertname* a showerslut after the good times she shared w the shower head

by rahimafan69 April 22, 2020

Showerbait

When you get in the shower, lay down, and begin masturbating. Once the sexual climax is reached, the water mixes with the semen, and creates a gelatinous, which is also known as Cum Jello.

Son: Dad, can I have jello for lunch?
Father: Sure thing son! I’ll go showerbait real quick!

by Tom Cream January 9, 2022