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showerpunt

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.
by 0xf00d December 10, 2007
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Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.
Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.
by hater420 August 20, 2010
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Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.
I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?
by bopitchamp May 30, 2004
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Showerhead

Hey, baby, i want to give you showerhead!
by Pussy Slayer 90000 April 28, 2009
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Showertub

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*
by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012
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showercurtaining

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.
Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.
by Hydehun March 5, 2021
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showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."
Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!
by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008
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