slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.

Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.

by hater420 August 20, 2010

Showerhead

To give or receive head in the shower

Hey, baby, i want to give you showerhead!

by Pussy Slayer 90000 April 28, 2009

shortbread

The noun used to describe the lowest of degeneracy.

NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody

by big_nacho November 19, 2021

Show Bread

A starch that is typically ingested prior to participating in any type of scene activity (ie. moshing, hardcore shows, screamo shows, floor punching, skanking, two-stepping, ska shows, etc.)

XdylanX: Let's get some bread!
AsianMatt: What kind of bread?
XdylanX: Show Bread, brotha! What other kind of bread is there?!

by Alisa&Emily August 24, 2005

snowbread

Another word for Hardcore.

John: OMG Postma is the most Snowbread kid in the whole freaking world!
Postma: Shut up John you're so douchebread.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010