electric showboating

the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.

Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?

by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023

show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.

After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.

by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007

snowboating

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.

Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.

by Broke25 December 6, 2009

Slowboating

Slowboating is a science fictional verb/slang to a theoretical means of traveling between star systems known as Multi-Generational Space Voyaging. Moving slower than Light Speed. This can pertain to humans who essentially are living and dying per generation during a multi-light year voyage or individuals whom are frozen and waiting time of their arrival at their destination, which could take centuries if not longer.

With no Faster-Than-Light drive, I guess were slowboating it to next inhabited solar system.

by Wrangler9033 February 22, 2022

slowboating

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

showboarding

Snowboarding in an attractive way like doing lots of jumps and other stunts.

Rahela: lets go showboarding!
Poli: hell yeah!

by Zmikavt August 18, 2006

Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018