When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.
This may be done
(1) out of spite,
(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,
(3) or just simply to get a nut off.
This may be done
(1) out of spite,
(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,
(3) or just simply to get a nut off.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?
Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.
Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.
Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.
Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.
by Leon Llong June 30, 2010
An attractive boy or group of attractive boys used by a small group of girls for the sole purpose of showing off. The girls don't necessary like to be around the boys they are just there to look cute. This is a female version of arm candy.
Person 1:Man! would you look at those broads with all those cute boys!
Person 2: Aww they ain't nothing but a bunch of showboats.
Person 2: Aww they ain't nothing but a bunch of showboats.
by G.Keiz February 26, 2007
by SolkaTruesilver June 23, 2011
A man or woman that takes joy In fucking in public places, usually in plain site. You'll most often see the Memphis Showboat in public parks, Jack Pirtle's Chicken parking lots, or Picadilley Cafeteria buffet lines.
by FantasyShirley April 03, 2015
When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
Status Update: Jennifer
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
by Aphroditesdesire January 16, 2012
the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.
Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?
by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023
Person 1: Yo, look at my new watch
Person 2: This is the 3rd time you've shown me this, stop doing a showboat.
Person 2: This is the 3rd time you've shown me this, stop doing a showboat.
by ib11 June 24, 2024