facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

snowboarding

Snowboarding has nothing to due with skiing, other than the fact they both occur on the snow. The story about the drunk skier is fake. It originated from snowboarding and surfing. I hope you assholes learn that! It is simply the best sport in the world! Also it is a great sport to show off to chicks.

Chick-Whats your favorite sport?
Snowboarder-Snowboarding.
Chick-Really? Let's fuck!

by DIRTBIKE4LIFE!!!!! April 23, 2007

snowboarding

Snowboarding is cool

Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.

by mitch sherrard April 4, 2005

Snowboarding

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

by TheTrademark May 15, 2009

snowboarding

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF

Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."

by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007

Snowboarding

Better than skiing

Snowboarding is better than skiing.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020

snowboarding

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.

Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.

by Ninja Wink December 14, 2010