shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009

shovelfridge

A word often said by Jodie, as an alternative to the profanity 'shitfuck'

Oh shovelfridge, I cant think of an example.

by popsicle!! January 6, 2009

Shovelface

A synonym for a really ugly girl.

A synonym for Robert Pattinson in ''Twilight'' aka Edward Cullen.

person 1: Look at that girl she is so ugly

Person 2:''She is a shovelface''

Person 1:''Isn't that a nickname for Robert Pattinson?''

Person 2:''It is both''

by ajupeeretus August 19, 2013

shovelpugg

a man or woman who has apeered to have been hit by a shovel in the face, resembling a pugg(dogg)

man,that girl is a shovelpugg to say the least!

by johntomsweensta February 23, 2009

shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

by Sanchez April 7, 2005

shovelbutt

A human buttock that protrudes straight out from the lower back creating almost a bench or shelf on the top of the booty.

At Geraldine's cocktail party I sat my drink on her shovelbutt.

by Ron Erickson November 22, 2006

shovelmug

A ugly girl or guy. When your mug looks like it got hit with a shovel. A neck down.

Dude! That girl you brought home last night from the bar was a shovelmug!

by The Bookkeeper February 18, 2009