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Shotomatic

Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.
Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.
by Big Devon February 21, 2010
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shotton colliery

a place where all the boyos live
don’t think they are just anyone
one you go into shotton colliery you don’t come out

don’t mess with the shottoners
by BOYOSHOTTONER October 2, 2019
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Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.
Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....
by frogmuncher December 10, 2010
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Spottom

A spot on one's bottom.
It hurt to sit down because I had a spottom.
by Meowmix_McTickle November 30, 2011
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Shottoma

Shottoma is a unique girl name that defines someone strong, funny and and sarcastic. Her friends love her and the ones who don't know her properly misunderstand her.
"Hey, there's Shottoma. This means we'll have fun today."

"I am afraid to make a point so I want Shottoma to stand up for me."
by carrotcake1328 November 23, 2021
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Shottoma

Shottoma is a girl with individuality, passion, sense of humor and beauty. She will stand out in a crowd of people even without intention. Her appearance and attitude will carry her ahead of the ones on the same level as her. It is hard to get Shottoma's attention but it is easy to give her lots. She is good to the ones she loves and would go to the deepest ends of the world for them. Having a Shottoma as a friend makes you lucky, having her as a partner makes you even luckier.
"Hey Shottoma's here. Seems like we're gonna have fun."
Or
"I am so lucky I am with Shottoma. She is very understanding."
by carrotcake1328 November 23, 2021
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Shotton

A Welsh town that's basically full of terraces, a few pubs and shops and nothing else. It is linked to Connah's Quay, which is better than the place.
It's also got a year 7 that hang around with gangs, usually targeting only one person, and films that one person without their will like they're Purple Aki.
'Are you going into Shotton?'
'No, fuck that place, swear down'
by шиншилла March 6, 2022
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