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Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.
I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.
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sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017
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Sheithead

1. A person who continuously acts like a whore
2. A person who speaks a "Sheithead" language that is simply english muttered to the point that it cannot be understood
3. A very annoying person who wont shut the fuck up
4. A male who also has a cunt
A male with a walk-in asshole big enough to hold a mexican family reunion
Alex is such a Sheithead!!!!!!!
by Alex likes men June 18, 2011
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shithead

A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.
Do not speak to that shithead over there.

Max is a total shithead.

Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!
by Tom Main February 5, 2003
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shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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shermhead

Lance WIlson aka Ryder from the 2004 video game GTA San Andreas
C : Ryder, you shermhead asshole!
by Nuck figgers nill kiggers August 16, 2021
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Shorthand

Shorthand typing.

Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.

The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.
Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-
by krazykushluk August 18, 2006
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