spontanemum

A Mother who participates in a spontaneous activity.

She went swimming fully clothed, she's such a spontanemum!

by Erica Davis April 29, 2019

Shontae

A simply exquisite young lady, with so much beauty, class and elegance. Her admirable independence, modesty and optimism inspires others. The unique name given to the most amazing character is shown strongly through Shontae's imaginative mind, passionate life goals, vibrant presence and mostly sense of humour. Anyone that knows Shontae would fall in love with her kind heart, strong will and her ability to retrieve happiness in any situation.

how amazing is shontae

by skuxxgal April 13, 2015

spontaneously

Doing something unplanned or unrehearsed

My wife has spontaneously cooked dinner

by Smartgirl100 April 6, 2016

Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.

Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.

by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010

Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

by DonBIll July 10, 2015

spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.

Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.

by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010

spontaneous dentohydroplosion

When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat.

"The Office" - Health Care (2005)
Jim Halpert: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam Beesly: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim Halpert: Oh, great.
Pam Beesly: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim Halpert: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases? That's spontaneous dentohydroplosion.
Pam Beesly: Nice.

by Zak Kim January 20, 2007