Litago Sjokolademelk

A strong illegal drug produced in Norway by the Norwegian milk company Litago.

"I NEED MY FUCKING LITAGO SJOKOLADEMELK!"

by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

stocolate charfish

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.

I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

by Cheshire Woods Sickos May 2, 2009

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.

"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."

by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008

shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016

Shotolamer

Term for fighting game lamers who:
1 - use the same damn characters in any given fighting game; i.e. Ryu or Ken in the Street Fighter games (source derives from said overused characters incorrectly said to be masters of Shotokan karate.)
2 - use the same cheesy Hadoken-Shoryuken style corner trap instead of developing actual skill

That Ken-using Shotolamer though he was all bad, 'til he found out about my Sonic Hurricane cheesetrap combo.

by Son Ikka Boum August 28, 2003

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008