Shekkake is when a bunch of girls (3 or more) take their turns to squirt on a man (or woman), usually on his/her face. Like with the male counterpart, bukkake, Large numbers of participants are usually encouraged.
A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
When you're at work and people keep stopping by to drop off more shit for you to do. It just keeps coming and you can't dig out.
Much like bukkake but you're buried in work instead
You: Hey hun, how was your day?
Her: I got shitkakked today, everybody needed something and it just wouldn't stop.
You: Well, that's a hell of a story, now make me a sammich!