Socktober

Going the month of October single and alone with excessive masturbation into an old sock or cum rag.

i guess its going to be another cold dark Socktober :/

by mmontini973 October 4, 2019

Shocktoberfest

the art of preforming the shocker while enjoying a beer and a bratwurst...ziggy sackie ziggy sackie woo! woo! woo!

dude , i almost switched up hands with the beer and the shocker! not good on the brat.shout.."shocktoberfest!"

by dr fupa January 1, 2008

shocktoberfest

the art of performing the shocker while enjoying a beer and soft pretzel!!!

"Tom, whats with all the mustard and beer on your sheets?
"Dude i snuck up on on mojo and got her with the shocktoberfest..she jumped and spilled my beer!"

by dr fupa January 4, 2008

shockoastic

1. Something is very bad
2. a complete bint

1. I Am shockoastic at tennis
2. Check that shockoastic

by J sonic August 12, 2006

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008

Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018