When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.
Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner
You: *shnort* Haha so true
You: *shnort* Haha so true
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When flatulence (flatus expelled from one's anus) occurs. It is a synonym of fart. In some places in Canada (though it originated in NYC), when someone is shnortiesing, he has to call it. Sometimes when flatus is liquid, it can be called a wet shnorties.
*farts*Shnorties!
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Get the shnooty noot mug.A fairly common disorder that causes those suffering to be unable to withstand the temptation of making societally-deemed inappropriate jokes, often in settings where they should not do so. Some popular examples include, "That's what she said", "Your mom", and so forth.
I'm sorry ma'am, I didnt mean to say your mom checks me out better than you check out my groceries, but I suffer from shnootyflopper.
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Get the boop your shnoot mug.The noise you make when you laugh unpleasantly and sometimes snort, almost choking on your own sinuses. This will make everyone give you judging looks.
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