Shnort

When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.

Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true

by Targ January 16, 2014

Shnootie

the jizz sauce of a sperm monkey

i had some sperm monkeys(much like sperm whales) when all of a sudden they got shnootie on me.

by tyler blankenship February 14, 2004

Shnorties

When flatulence (flatus expelled from one's anus) occurs. It is a synonym of fart. In some places in Canada (though it originated in NYC), when someone is shnortiesing, he has to call it. Sometimes when flatus is liquid, it can be called a wet shnorties.

*farts*Shnorties!

by Potatomato16 September 8, 2015

shnooty noot

Smart

You passed all of your classes you must be very shnooty noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017

Shnootyflopper

A fairly common disorder that causes those suffering to be unable to withstand the temptation of making societally-deemed inappropriate jokes, often in settings where they should not do so. Some popular examples include, "That's what she said", "Your mom", and so forth.

I'm sorry ma'am, I didnt mean to say your mom checks me out better than you check out my groceries, but I suffer from shnootyflopper.

by Sassyscoot June 24, 2019

boop your shnoot

When you purposefully tap the end of someone's dick and say boop

Girl: I'm gonna boop your shnoot
Guy: ... the fuck?

by Sickasfrick May 20, 2016

Shnort

The noise you make when you laugh unpleasantly and sometimes snort, almost choking on your own sinuses. This will make everyone give you judging looks.

"Oh, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to shnort."

"Ew, did he just shnort?!"

by ThiccDinosaur1776 July 5, 2018