shnit

When you sneeze so hard some shit comes out.

Don: *AH-CHOO!*
Ashley: Oh no, you just sneezed! I hope you didn’t shnit again.
Don: Yeah, I did. I sneezed and shit my pants.

by donthemusicman May 5, 2023

shnit

another way for saying shit without getting in trouble by the Russian Revolution (look up Russian Revolution for the definition).

"Holy shnit i forgot the math homework!"

by breast grabber January 25, 2005

shnit

The combination of a sneeze and an accidental shit of the liquid consistency.

Not coming to work boss. I got the shnits.

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005

shnit

Slang for people who can't spell "shit".

Duh I'm toopid, shnti! I mean shnit!

by oj the murderer September 12, 2003

shnit

word that raisa and yena are exceptionally good at using.

Yena: "raisa, u r lookin incredibly shniteish today"
Raisa: " u look worse."

by raisaandyena May 5, 2004

Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Shnit

When someone takes a dump, and sneezes at the same time. Its a combination of the word shit, and sneeze

I shnitted so hard the bathroom

by Makerofwords223 August 1, 2022