Shafty

Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.

Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

Shnasty

To feel pretty shitty and nasty at the same time.

Damn son, I'm feeling pretty shnasty after last night.

by Shmallison April 22, 2006

Shafty

Run down/old but cosy, makes you feel at home but not modern or shiny.

"That house is so shafty"
"I know, it looks really cosy"

by YaKnow_Stuff June 17, 2018

shnasty

a mixture of nasty and shit

Damn that boy smells shnasty

by dont worry about it bitch April 18, 2015

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003