Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010

Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

Shmerdleforpkej

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017

shmuddle

verb
to shmuddle someone or something means to rapidly ruffle/shake ones hair
It is mostly done on to an animal with fur when it is behaving extremely cute.

I shmuddled the small kitten.

"I want to shumddle you so much!"

by MrJiggles3.15 December 30, 2009

shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

Shmurderlate

Used to describe overkill/beyond dead in a colorful manner

If Johnny (Depp) doesn’t get home to his girl before 9 she’s gonna shmurderlate him

by Rabbit7201 October 12, 2025