Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach

You is my shmook-ee-poo!

by Yasmin March 28, 2003

Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d

“I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
“That shit is so shmooked!”

by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022

Shmooks

Shmooks are used to describe a girl with a phat ass or some big ol biddys

That mom has got some SHMOOKS

by Shmook lover April 23, 2022

Shmook

Shmook sh-m-oo-ck To hit it in every way possible

Joey "You tryin to shmook"
Connor "Oh I am going to shmook the took tonight"

by Ur_local_Jewcer August 20, 2018