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Shmomobilize

To put somebody in a position where they cannot intelligently defend themself (by way of combat or oral confrontation, or to disable somebody from intelligently defending themself
you can Shmomobilize that soldier by taking his weapon

WOW, you really shmomobolized that guy when you bound his hands and feet.
Shmomobilize by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005
when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...
Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen

Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!

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...My dick feels like corn!!

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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!
shmomo by clifford111 July 9, 2010
a person who was once a fat ass sumo is now a druppy skined anerexic guy/or girl.
shoomoe by Shane Faulk December 2, 2003
Whats up shmomo ?
shmomo by Jaymonator April 27, 2011
When you get a hollowed out pipe and stick it in the dirt then flick the dirt out of it.
Ay did you see me shmooey that guys windows
shmooey by Mr fatcrack August 19, 2017

shmoomemoo 

1. Used as a term deriving from disappointment or boredom; often says as a conversation filler.
2. A form of annoyance to disrupt another's train of thought.
3. Meaning up to personal interpretation; able to be used at any moment.
As my mind blanked on what to write for my essay, it hit me; "Shmoomemoo," I wrote, and confidently handed it in.
shmoomemoo by Shmoomers March 21, 2017