Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

Shmoney

It's a gangsta way to say "money". Used more commonly by Bobby Shmurda and Cardi B.

Real niggaz got shmoney!

by Lifs December 9, 2021

Shmango

Spanish for fart.

Child: I want to name my dog shmango!
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)

by Imhornyforhalloween July 20, 2017

Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

Shmanks

Thank You for those bored with the stereotypical abreviation thnx or ty, or tnx. A non carbon copy word that is actually interesting.

hey i submitted it to urban dictionary.. shmanks

by i finally got a name February 28, 2010

Shmant

A member of the Elite Online group known as the Shmants.

Grant is a Shmant.

by MonkeyyFist June 20, 2011