shmeckle

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!

by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017

shmeckles

The National Jewish Currency.
Mostly used in Israel.

Bro how many Shmeckles you got on you?
I got 200 Shmeckles in my wallet right now.

by DarkDragon_26_ January 2, 2020

Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

shmeckle shmurf

A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008