by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017
Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
by noshmeat January 26, 2011
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
by doctor-dark April 3, 2014
Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”
Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019
Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat
Damn you got a shmeat.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.
by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006
by jayrock April 27, 2005