Shlanging

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.

Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

Shaggin Wagon

Pimped out 60's - 80's van usualy comes with a couch, waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps. Used for the specific purpose of getting laid and/or high.

I love my shaggin wagon. It's McFreakin Pimp.

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

shmiggins

pretty much can be used in most sentences but mainly refers to marijuana

Yo Stumpy Stevens I'm gonna pick up some shmiggins, wanna throw down so we can roll a fatty?

by Gibraglefaf December 22, 2007

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003