Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 25, 2019

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by January 14, 2025

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 04, 2023

Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 05, 2020

shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 25, 2019

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 21, 2024