shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shfunked

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Shunked

A now commonly used word that means to get owned, and will now replace owned in the future.

Yo, Scotty, I was watching this YouTube video last night, and this bitch got shunked by a huge dong! IN THE FACE!

OH SHIT MAN SHUNKED!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Shunked

To throw something very hard or to “send it” similar to the phrase ‘yeet’

“I shunked my water bottle against the wall in a fit or rage”

by Shunked King April 8, 2021

Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006