Schlumbus

The new and improved sex toy!

I used my schlumbus last night

by Luminousexp May 30, 2023

Shlumbism

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

by Owhdndje October 13, 2023

Slumbust

A female who you sleep with after having a prolonged dry spell and who isn’t conventionally attractive.

Weltch : how’d you go last night big dog ?

Chest : yeah put away a slumbust so I can’t complain

by weltch February 2, 2024