Shlop

' MY SHLOPS ARE ON FIRE!'
by Lily Shields September 08, 2008
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shlop

Gettn ur lil D wet.
I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.
by niglet January 06, 2004
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Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
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shlopped

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.
I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.
by carmello d. September 24, 2013
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shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea
jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"
by jesus d christ July 14, 2003
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shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump
Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.
by shlopotron24 August 02, 2010
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shlop balls

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them
damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!
by coopthepoop December 03, 2016
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