Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

shlongini

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

by zuleika January 14, 2004

shlangin

To describe something as bein good

yo man this party is shlangin.
This joint is shlangin
That is one shlangin lass over there

by 07707 October 16, 2006

shlonginator

man with extraordinary large genitalia

john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes

shlonginator:what up choads

by shlonginator December 7, 2006

Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004