Shmedium

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

Shmedium

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely

Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath

by skerch wickit September 1, 2009

schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011