shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

shitling

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shlitring

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

by Leynic March 6, 2008

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"

by jkedn May 6, 2005

Slitlings

The most intelligent human being in the world

Oml you sound just like Slitlings

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

Shillington, PA

Shi-town.
Shittown.
Shilly.
A town in Berks County, PA.
You're most likely from Mifflin, bitch.

Boy 1: Yo, where you from?
Boy 2: Yah know. shillington, pa. shilly.
Boy 1:Nice brah.

by lolatyoubitch February 28, 2011

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004