Shlank

Verb, or adjective? i have no fucking clue
credits to: Chris Hemsworth, Nico, Chris Hemsworth, Ryne Smanging, Ricky, Jake Paul, The black guy Jake Paul works with, Britney Spears, The Beatles, Chuck Norris, and Donkey Kong

Person 1: "You really Shlank me dude."
Person 2: "What the fuck is Shlank?"
The Kool-Aid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"

by literallyricky September 9, 2023

shlank a lank

when you shlank someone you hit them with your penis but when you shlank a lank someone you stick your junk in there nose and then pee in them until it comes out there ears.

i walked up to someone and shlank a lanked them for an hour straight.

by smellypandapoop May 18, 2011

turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020

Shlank

An all purpose word used in any way possible.

Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”

Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”

Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”

by Not Truthman July 20, 2023

Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.

My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…

by Small Dicky September 28, 2021

Shlank

The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.

by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024