shnagel

when you're very friggin mad and just gotta say it motivation was noah schnaap

*marie stubs toe*
maRIE; OH SHNAGEL

by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

schlagel

A large formation of ice

"hey, that water leak is going to turn into a massive schlagel in this sub zero weather."

by Restless1 February 11, 2008

Shagelhod

Word for the Russian Metal Gear. It was built in the 1960s, by a rouge nation. It was suposed to kill the US. But was stoped by Big Boss, with his Chienese American looking girl freind.

Metal Gear Soild is so cool.

by Walking death February 16, 2005

splageldstday

to heartily ejaculate (V)

a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)

awesome! (exclamation)

Dude, splageldstday!

I got some splageldstday in my pants.

I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.

by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012

Shlager

A “party” that involves dwarfs and hobbits alike that do “fun” things.

Hey you coming to the shlager tonight?

by Cuck man January 27, 2023

schlagel slime

another word for cum

dude my schlagel slime is getting everywhere!
Holy fuck, I'm schlagel sliming!!!
bro stop shlagel sliming in me

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

slagel

a slutty bagel. typically used to describe a cool ass motherfucker who really enjoys bagels. maybe a little too much?

dude that bagel got slageled

by anonymous April 22, 2024