shiznit

Euphemism for "shit". Often used when in the middle of "shit" when you remember you shouldn't cuss in front of children.

"Oh shi...znit i forgot i was supposed to pay the phone bill!"

"Mommy, what does shiznit mean?"

by ocdbludsuker January 25, 2010

shiznit

a word thats used by an eleven year old who isnt allowed to say shit and is just trying to be straight up funny but seriously isnt

girl: i’m going to disney tomorrow!
annoying girl: oh shiznit! i forgot!

by shiznit kid November 2, 2019

shiznit

meaning to be cool, or awesome

amy is the shiznit, in our school.
adjective 2:
amy is the shiznitest person in the world.

by mike May 13, 2005

shiznit

da bomb. da shit. snoop dogg. da good stuff. awesome

Man, you hear dat new Snoop Dogg tape? It's da shiznit!

by LiL KRAYZiE DA SUPER BALLA January 3, 2007

shiznit

In reality, the word shiznit has absolutely nothing to do with shit; this is a common misconception.

In reality, shiznit, is the contracted form of "She's neat!"

Snap! Look at that fly hoe! Shiznit!
Translation: Darn! Look at that attractive girl! She's neat!

by Humpty Dizzle March 2, 2005

shiznit

when something is extremely damn cool.

my new skirt is the shiznit!

by hmarky January 12, 2004

shiznit

It is a statement regarding poopy. It refers to excrement and the human predication to refer to slang words in the negative of their meaning. Shit is good, and to be shit in the slang world is a good thing and to be 'shiznit' or 'the shiznit' would elevate you in the heirarchy of your 'homies' or 'nizzles'. Often used in rap videos, or by causcasian youths trying to fabricate the experience of being an african american. Also, in slang -'Honky wiggers perpetrating like a mug' In this case, acting in this way would not be the 'shiznit'

See also - Malibu's Most Wanted; Snoop Dogg; Any white guy in Philly, NYC, and Little Rock as see on HBO.

My friend, you have done something that resembles the qualities of fecal matter. Excrement my fellow man, you are waste byproduct from human waste. Or..You mofucka, dats da shiznit. Shiznit bro you da shiznit. Word.

by Dr. Drew Rigler August 4, 2004