shitsuma

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

Kita Shinsuke

as inarizaki’s captain, kita shinsuke is the most underrated, sweet, adorable, and loving character in haikyuu. he’s also a hottie! people say his hair is really ugly, but they just have shitty taste.

person one: “hey, who’s kita shinsuke?”

person two: “oh! he’s the best character ever! you should definitely stan him.”

by ilyreinerbraun February 19, 2021

Shitfuckery

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.

No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

by Avesta May 25, 2010

Shitfuckery

That which makes us follow inept leaders because we believe somehow that if we remain silent, that it will all go the fuck away.

the shitfuckery i see each day convinces me that i am a moron OR the shitfuckery i endure only makes me stronger WHEN IN FACT the shitfuckerey is the word that connects the generations and makes this CUNT of a website what it is. I.E. We, as humans, require shitfuckery in order to evolve as better little ungrateful FUCKTARDS.

by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018

shitbumps

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010