Shawshanked

The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.

Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.

by JT Dizzle February 5, 2012

Shashank

One of the awesomest people in the whole world. These 'Shashanks' are one of a kind and very rare! He has too much swag!

OMG! He is Shashank!

by TheEpikShazza101 April 10, 2013

shashank

just too good for studies and hes flirty hes 1 on of my bfs cough best friends u dirty mind lol

shashank fells

girl: are you ok?
shashank: yea i just fell for you

by Nprotective March 29, 2018

Shitcrank

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shashank

Dudes who are cool

Shashank is cool

by Drodd May 24, 2021

shithawk

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."

I'm watching you like a shithawk

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

Shawshank Redumption

When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.

I had to wait for the other guy to flush to let my shawshank redumption rip.

by JR and Joy September 11, 2009