Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

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Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

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Shit the bed

This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.

Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?

by perrynlorelle April 13, 2015

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1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.

1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.

by Marc February 25, 2004