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shithorn

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.
John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!
by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007
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Shitornado

The term used to define a cluster of small time criminals each with different personalities used to commit tons of petty theft.
"The Baker boys used a shitornado to steal shopping carts from the grocery store to sell to homeless people".
by Blue Bubble April 20, 2011
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shitpon

A tampon that is made of shit.
Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?
by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011
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Shitcorn

A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.
Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!
by Zach_W_ September 1, 2010
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shithorn

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.
That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!
by pentozali June 5, 2011
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Shitpon

Sticking a couple pieces of toliet paper in your asscrack to prevent getting shitstains on your underwear
"I just tooka shite, gotta remember to fix a shitpon in me arse"
by Dracula's dermatologist August 10, 2021
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shitpound

When one finished anal sex and fists their partners asshole
Male friend 1: Yeah after I fucked her she let me shitpounded her
by DADDYRICKTERLUVER June 26, 2022
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