shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"

by McSquigan May 20, 2007

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

shit off

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

shit off a stick

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

by Tom W August 2, 2004

Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.

For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks

by Andiblex June 27, 2018